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Guillimans pride? He simply did what some other legions did not. He obeyed.
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Chaos.

Chaos is the root cause of all of it. Why? Chaos is the warp, the warp was becoming increasingly turbulent and no longer allowed for the the shamans(ya, I know) to resurect themselves. So in a last ditch attempt to preserve humanity, they created the emperor, a super human douche with the power to jump whole buildings in a single bound and fuck entire galaxies up with a single plan.

To continue our little tale, the Emperor, fearing chaos's power, created the primarchs as supreme general that would help him on his quest to conquer the galaxy and free humanity from the grips of chaos. Fearing this, the chaos gods babynaped the emperors little darlings and sent them to a wide variety of shitholes. Discovering this, the Emperor was like "WTF mate?" and so he went on his merry way, fucking up innumerable peoples days in attempt to both conquer the galaxy and find his little kiddies.

One by one he found his little creations, but, much to his chagrin, they had grown up as REAL FUCKING PEOPLE, so naturally they were all a bit fucked up in the head with that free will bullshit their parental figures tied to teach them, those fucking twats. Anywho, some were more fucked up than others and had serious daddy issues and needed a bit of coddling, but, since the big E had been infused with the powers of fucking kung fu jesus since birth, he had grown up as a narcissistic fuck head and was incapable of fucking understanding that other people should probably have feelings and he might want to watch out for that.

To sum things up from there, bad guys where like "boohoo, daddy didn't love me", in varying degrees of bitchy and decided it would be a good idea to fuck up the days of all the nice little peoples who's days the emperor had already fucked up.... again.

So, a couple "daddy never loved me"'s, and some "you cunt, they're the bad guys" later, the galaxy is completely fucked up and it is all chao's fucking fault. Savvy?

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The Emperor. He is a tit. A major tit. We're talking j-cup here folks. He would make your modern day pornstar blush, that's how big of a tit he is.

Every pivotal moment which lead up to and caused the heresy could have gone differently had the Emperor not had his head up his ass. Sure, you can say chaos is to blame. But the fact is that the Emperor played right into their hands. For someone who's life's goal it is to protect humanity from chaos, that's a failure of epic proportions.

An example of Emperor idiocy that has always bothered me: Why was some random schmuck's death at the hands of Horus needed to convince the Emperor of his corruption, when it was already known that Horus had killed Sanguinius, his closest and most beloved brother, without any hesitance when he wouldn't join his side? Shouldn't that have been enough of an indication that Horus ain't coming back to the light side? If the Emperor had just owned Horus right after discovering Sang's corpse, he'd probably still be fully healthy and actively ruling the Imperium at the moment.

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Chaos.

Chaos is the root cause of all of it. Why? Chaos is the warp, the warp was becoming increasingly turbulent and no longer allowed for the the shamans(ya, I know) to resurect themselves. So in a last ditch attempt to preserve humanity, they created the emperor, a super human douche with the power to jump whole buildings in a single bound and fuck entire galaxies up with a single plan.

To continue our little tale, the Emperor, fearing chaos's power, created the primarchs as supreme general that would help him on his quest to conquer the galaxy and free humanity from the grips of chaos. Fearing this, the chaos gods babynaped the emperors little darlings and sent them to a wide variety of shitholes. Discovering this, the Emperor was like "WTF mate?" and so he went on his merry way, fucking up innumerable peoples days in attempt to both conquer the galaxy and find his little kiddies.

One by one he found his little creations, but, much to his chagrin, they had grown up as REAL FUCKING PEOPLE, so naturally they were all a bit fucked up in the head with that free will bullshit their parental figures tied to teach them, those fucking twats. Anywho, some were more fucked up than others and had serious daddy issues and needed a bit of coddling, but, since the big E had been infused with the powers of fucking kung fu jesus since birth, he had grown up as a narcissistic fuck head and was incapable of fucking understanding that other people should probably have feelings and he might want to watch out for that.

To sum things up from there, bad guys where like "boohoo, daddy didn't love me", in varying degrees of bitchy and decided it would be a good idea to fuck up the days of all the nice little peoples who's days the emperor had already fucked up.... again.

So, a couple "daddy never loved me"'s, and some "you cunt, they're the bad guys" later, the galaxy is completely fucked up and it is all chao's fucking fault. Savvy?
This is exactly it. Well said!

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Its YOU!! Don't even try to blame others for your stupidity.


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Chaos.

Chaos is the root cause of all of it. Why? Chaos is the warp, the warp was becoming increasingly turbulent and no longer allowed for the the shamans(ya, I know) to resurect themselves. So in a last ditch attempt to preserve humanity, they created the emperor, a super human douche with the power to jump whole buildings in a single bound and fuck entire galaxies up with a single plan.

To continue our little tale, the Emperor, fearing chaos's power, created the primarchs as supreme general that would help him on his quest to conquer the galaxy and free humanity from the grips of chaos. Fearing this, the chaos gods babynaped the emperors little darlings and sent them to a wide variety of shitholes. Discovering this, the Emperor was like "WTF mate?" and so he went on his merry way, fucking up innumerable peoples days in attempt to both conquer the galaxy and find his little kiddies.

One by one he found his little creations, but, much to his chagrin, they had grown up as REAL FUCKING PEOPLE, so naturally they were all a bit fucked up in the head with that free will bullshit their parental figures tied to teach them, those fucking twats. Anywho, some were more fucked up than others and had serious daddy issues and needed a bit of coddling, but, since the big E had been infused with the powers of fucking kung fu jesus since birth, he had grown up as a narcissistic fuck head and was incapable of fucking understanding that other people should probably have feelings and he might want to watch out for that.

To sum things up from there, bad guys where like "boohoo, daddy didn't love me", in varying degrees of bitchy and decided it would be a good idea to fuck up the days of all the nice little peoples who's days the emperor had already fucked up.... again.

So, a couple "daddy never loved me"'s, and some "you cunt, they're the bad guys" later, the galaxy is completely fucked up and it is all chao's fucking fault. Savvy?
I have to agree there 100%. Chaos is THE driving factor of the heresy.

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Justin Bieber..the first agent of chaos to sow the seeds of dissent, that take 30K years to bloom into the heresy!!

Wonder what this does
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Wasn't Chaos brought into the galaxy because the Old Ones tore s gap in reality? Those old mother fuckers!

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Wasn't Chaos brought into the galaxy because the Old Ones tore s gap in reality? Those old mother fuckers!
Ah, yes, but the only reason the warp became populated with the vicious creatures it is now filled with is because the old ones were being wiped out by the Necrons. It is the necrons fault!

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Fucken Necrons. I never liked those guys. Always gotta be haten and ruining everything.

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