Grand Lord Munchkin
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Ivins, Utah, USA
Chaos is the root cause of all of it. Why? Chaos is the warp, the warp was becoming increasingly turbulent and no longer allowed for the the shamans(ya, I know) to resurect themselves. So in a last ditch attempt to preserve humanity, they created the emperor, a super human douche with the power to jump whole buildings in a single bound and fuck entire galaxies up with a single plan.
To continue our little tale, the Emperor, fearing chaos's power, created the primarchs as supreme general that would help him on his quest to conquer the galaxy and free humanity from the grips of chaos. Fearing this, the chaos gods babynaped the emperors little darlings and sent them to a wide variety of shitholes. Discovering this, the Emperor was like "WTF mate?" and so he went on his merry way, fucking up innumerable peoples days in attempt to both conquer the galaxy and find his little kiddies.
One by one he found his little creations, but, much to his chagrin, they had grown up as REAL FUCKING PEOPLE, so naturally they were all a bit fucked up in the head with that free will bullshit their parental figures tied to teach them, those fucking twats. Anywho, some were more fucked up than others and had serious daddy issues and needed a bit of coddling, but, since the big E had been infused with the powers of fucking kung fu jesus since birth, he had grown up as a narcissistic fuck head and was incapable of fucking understanding that other people should probably have feelings and he might want to watch out for that.
To sum things up from there, bad guys where like "boohoo, daddy didn't love me", in varying degrees of bitchy and decided it would be a good idea to fuck up the days of all the nice little peoples who's days the emperor had already fucked up.... again.
So, a couple "daddy never loved me"'s, and some "you cunt, they're the bad guys" later, the galaxy is completely fucked up and it is all chao's fucking fault. Savvy?
The Website kept telling me that my profile was only 80% complete without creating a signature. Ain't no website going to tell me I was a lazy shit, no sir.
Last edited by gen.ahab; 03-28-11 at 07:39 PM.