Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Boston, Lincolnshire
Ork tek doesn't work because they believe it works, the telyporta tekk, skokk attack gun, telyporta blastas, lifta dropped, stompas, koptas, dakkajets, everything works poppa.
The meks have knowledge of tek hardwired into their genes, but they're also imaginative, kreative and kunnin. They build stuff that works, it's straightforward and robust, but it works.
If orks arent "grimdork" enough for you, what about tau, they're the furthest from grimdark you can get, same for eldar actually, and space marines? Have you seen the latest SW wolf gubbins? It's ridiculous and looks like some bastardised cross over between pokemon and xenonblade.
But you'd ban orks because they don't spell proppa?
Plus, of all races Orks are the only ones who actually revel, nay thrive, in the 40k universe. They live for war. Conflict and aggression fuels them, accelerates their reproduction, and technological advancement and gives them a reason to exist. Every other race is miserable, and on the back foot, except for Orks. Tyranids and Necrons don't count because the concept of happiness is irrelevant to them. In fact, because of the eternal state of war in the 40k universe, Orks are already living in their paradise. There's no ideal state of peace for them to live, no unobtainable end game, they're already where they want to be. Orks have already won.
Last edited by R_Squared; 02-18-16 at 11:22 PM.