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Default What is the most uncompetitive list you can come up with?

here posters will post lists that are as non-competitive as possible.

500 pts sucky marines

captain without upgrades- 100

5 man scout squad with bolters - 75

5 man scout squad with bolters - 75

5 Damned legion marines without upgrades - 155

5 man tactical squad without upgrades - 90

total: 495 points

Edit: with whatever point limit you fancy.

There is no such thing as fiction. Given that the multiple-universe quantum theory is correct then all events that happen in ´´fiction´´ actually happen in some other universe.

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The list that always wins this sort of competition is the CSM demons list. Quite simply, you get a basic lord with nothing, 2 basic squads of CSMs with nothing, which adds up to around about 240 points. All other points, however many you want, be it 500 or 5000pts, are put into lesser demons. Since the demons need a chaos icon to show up, and are destroyed if there isn't one, it's very nearly an insta-loss. All you're left with is 11 guys who can do jack all

However, if your not doing something completely outrageous like that, you can make some absolutely useless demon/witch hunter armies. Or an all ripper Tyranid army, which can never capture any objectives.

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Lol that sounds outrageously bad.

There is no such thing as fiction. Given that the multiple-universe quantum theory is correct then all events that happen in ´´fiction´´ actually happen in some other universe.
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a 600pt pure deathwing army.
Belial and 10 terms.

Sounds tough... but can't do s***. I've played it several times and have been wipped out every time by turn 3. Try it... it sucks. lol
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501 pt useless inquisition.

HQ
Inquisitor Lord with 12 Chirurgeon Retinue, no upgrades

Elite
Inquisitor w/ 6 Chirurgeon Retinue, no upgrades

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10 Inquisitorial Storm Troopers w/ veteran but no upgrades

10 Inquisitorial Storm Troopers w/ veteran but no upgrades
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500 pts Mad Dok Grotsnik ''Why i cant see da boyz?''
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Mad Dok Grotsnik 160pts
Troops
19 Supergrots + 1Runtherd with cybork bodies 167pts
19 Supergrots + 1Runtherd with cybork bodies 167pts
total 494pts

38 gretchins with 5+inv save ! ! !
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I think a lesser daemon CSM list wins the thread.

Either that, or kroot..... enough said.


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I ran a competition on my blog along these lines. It's actually possible to build a Tau list where virtually none of the models have guns. THAT wins.
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I ran a competition on my blog along these lines. It's actually possible to build a Tau list where virtually none of the models have guns. THAT wins.
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