I can appreciate the attempt at a tabloid-style clickbait thing, but it's not really satirical enough to actually succeed in being funny.
So you're saying that I'm not funny? Well, then that makes you prejudice against people with Butcher's Nails. What a sad world we live in when someone is judged purely because of the metal brain implants drilled into their skull. Do you somehow think that you're better than me just because you have a normal functioning brain?