Sounds like an intense need to roll some dice man.
No I have to play to get my store discount. I play every Saturday from 12-4 so games are going on and when people come in I explain the game to them, in hopes they buy things. I'm in a college town and most everyone is gone, so it's either play her or don't get the discount.
I'm thinking a CAD objective secured chimera list OR an Emperor's Fist and Skyhammer combintation.
She might never want to play again if I bring two list or three different lists and put them out depending on what she brings.