When you have to warn your new girlfriend, who is coming to visit for the 1st time, that there is a reason why there are 2 swords and an axe in the back room.
When your shed gets broken into, and you have to report to the police that you are missing 3 swords, 1 axe, an M16 and a MP5. Never seen a CSI person dusting for prints so fast - and they found the missing blades screwed into the thieves living room wall.
When you get together with old battle mates and all wish you were 20 again and enjoying the battle high. But because your nowhere near it you all want to Glamp the events.