So, here;s the thing.
I have the WORST luck, but I enjoy the game.
I'm in it for the fun, so let's have some.
That's an excellent attitude!
I used to game with a guy who seemed to be similarly cursed. His name was Mike. After a short while he was dubbed "unlucky Mike."
He was like the avatar of Murphy's law. If it could go wrong, it often did. If the dice could find a way to screw him, screw they would. It was amazing. And similarly he bore it with good humor.
My hat's off to you.