Spored to be Wild
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Southern California
Originally Posted by Jace of Ultramar
So, I've started a Tau army while Melissa makes fun of them being described as fish people and has dubbed the army The Sushi Express.
Meanwhile, on the sister side of things... apparently she is seeing a friend of mine. I don't know about you two, but, her dance card may be full at any wedding you were hoping to put moves on her. Srsly, get a move on.
I ain't worried your wedding is nearly two years away that is plenty of time for your friend to screw things up and tawa and me can be her bad decision rebound fling.
Besides I have access to hospital grade drugs I can have him knocked out in a minute so her dance card will be open.
Or you can just tell Melissa to invite a lot of her single female friends to the wedding so I have my own ride on the Sushi Express.
"Ahh, isn't Morfang sweet, like a great big 350-pound (that's 25 stone, UK users!) ball of cuddly death...?"
God, gives children to people so that death won't seem so disappointing.