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Default The Church of St Lux

The Church of St Lux, also known as the Cult of Dafuq, is the newest religion to enter the world, with three members worldwide. It is the nuttiest religious institution in the world and is set to play a prominent role in the future of human civilisation. The Church hierarchy is headed by the Patriarch, the First Acolyte of Lux. The Church teaches that it is the one true Church founded by St Lux herself, that its Magus' are the successors of Lux' original acolytes and that the Patriarch is the sole blood-line successor to Saint Lux.

The Church maintains that the doctrine of St Lux that it presents within the Book of Lux as infallible.
The Church of St Lux defines its mission as spreading the Word of Lux, administering jam sandwiches and exercising infrequently. The Church teaches that bread and wine used during the Service invariably lead to drunken high-jinx. The Church practises closed communion and only baptised members of the Church in a state of grace are ordinarily permitted to receive the Spanking.

Church spiritual teaching emphasises spread of The Message and growth in spiritual discipline through the spiritual works of mild insanity.



The Hymn of St Lux
(As penned by Brother Nacho)

Fairest Lord Lux! Ruler of all nature!
O Thou of God and man the Son!
Thee will I cherish, Thee will I honor,
Thou, my soul's glory, joy, and crown!

Fair are the meadows, Fairer still the woodlands,
Robed in the blooming garb of spring:
Lux is fairer, Lux is purer,
Who makes the woeful heart to sing.

Fair is the sunshine, Fairer still the moonlight,
And all the twinkling starry host:
Lux shines brighter, Lux shines purer,
Than all the angels heav'n can boast.

Beautiful Saviour! Lord of the nations!
Son of God and Son of Man!
Glory and honor, Praise, adoration,
Now and forevermore be Thine!

Patriarch Neferhet.
Magus Tawa.
Magus Gret.
Disciple, Jace of Ultramar
Brother Ryu Niimura.
Brother Nacho Libre.


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