Bet you eat crumpets though ...
BTW ... what the fuck is a Crumpet? I honestly have no fucking idea.
Only one of the most delicious things you'll evber eat if have the chance. Being one of the collonies, we have em in AU too, only in addition to putting jam or honey on ours, we've got the option of putting vegemite on ours too. You put them in the toaster instead of bread, they're acually pretty revolting raw. English breakfast muffins are good too, which alos go in the toaster, once again pretty fuckin rank untoasted.