Au contraire, mate, Darlo to York on the train is... just long enough for a banana to turn brown... let's say half an hour.
As for Heresy's Pimp... well, I was thinking 'Matchmaker', myself, but it's much of a muchness...
:yer not wrong cyclops:
"Well it's Forty-one Thousand Nine Hundred Sixty-nine OK -
Gotta war across the Milky Way - "
Iggius Popiscus and the Stoogii, "41,969"