Classic literature? You mean like Homer? Socrates? Luo Kuan Chung, Sun Tzu? Churchill? Bronte sisters? Stoker? Shelley? Twain? Virgil? JG Frazer? Marx, Wilde? Powell? Nietzche?
Lose the ad hominems, suggesting I am some literary luddite is horribly misplaced.
How you got the ability to teleport from (paraphrased) "he stepped out of the shadow like a big crow" I have no idea.
If games are canon then; http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=sSDAu7sHE_c
Break dancing tanks are a thing then?
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