He didn't actually write it. It got sent to him by one of those no-reply emails that everyone gets. It was the most wacked out thing ever. I'll post it up here in a sec.
If he had written it, I would've said - "I just hired a hit man using those guns to kill you. Do you think they will get outlawed before he flies in from the bloc?" HaHaHa
Scosfield - we wouldn't be friends if he had. It is tough being friends with a dead guy/guy on the run from a hit man.