why is daytime TV so boring?
Beats me, I don't watch it. I did watch Saturday morning cartoons when I was younger and that was because of all the colours.
why is it so bright right now?
Because I said so.
Dogs without a doubt.
Root beer, though if I have to choose between those two then pepsi. They are more environmentally friendly with 90% biodegradable bottles.
Charlie Sheen or Chuck Norris?
Fuck Chuck, tiger-blood for the win.
Ninjas or Pirates?
Pirates; I'd rather be drunk off my ass all the time then have the curse that is the rule of ninja.
And which pie is better? Apple,Rainbow,or Pineapple?
Apple, with 3/4 red and 1/4 sour green and a sprinkling of cinnamon.
Are there many cool gizmos backstage that us regular schmuck mods don't get to see?
Yes, though if I revealed them to you I would have to destroy you.
I can freely admit to having my own personalized ban-hammer.
And would you look at that, multi-quoting puts it in in the order you select not by who posted first. Interesting.