Hold my breath.
According to polls made up by women, I, being a bloke, will think about sex 30 times.
Eat two Vindaloos or three Phaals.
Eat an entire box of christmas biscuits.
Write a movie quiz.
Recite every name involved with the Lincoln County War.
Have a lazy wank.
Finish several frames of Pool or hit a 40 break in Snooker.
Start painting a new colour scheme on some Eldar Scorpions then decide it's wrong and strip the model back and start again.