You, my friend, can have some rep just for daring to write "sparkle-farting unicorns".
The very fabric of my reality very nearly ruptured when I read that - and with no sparkles in sight either!
This lady-friend of yours sounds like a fun character to know. Imaginitive model too - nice touch with the sign post.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."Visit my Tower Terrain Plog here.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.