The best line ever in a TV program?

 
Go Back   Wargaming Forum and Wargamer Forums > HO Off Topic > Television and Movies

Television and Movies Discuss TV, Movies, Sitcoms and anything else related here.




The best line ever in a TV program?

Television and Movies

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes

Reply With Quote Cypher871 is offline
  #1 Old 04-24-12, 09:30 AM The best line ever in a TV program?
Cypher871
Innovative Forge-Lord
Cypher871's Avatar
Cypher871's Flag is: England
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,579
Reputation: 9


Default The best line ever in a TV program?

Having just watched Game of Thrones S2 Ep4 'Garden of Bones' I almost choked on my morning coffee laughing at this brilliant line. All praise to the script writers - this was definitely NOT in the book but what a corker...

Scene: Kings landing Throne Room - Tyrion and Bronn have just rescued Sansa's dignity at court and as they are leaving converse:

Bronn: "The little kings backed up. Clogged from balls to brains!"

Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?"

Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt...but the boys at that age"

Excellent line - bear it in mind the next time some online twat is annoying you
__________________
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links

Reply With Quote Lord of the Night is offline
  #2 Old 04-24-12, 10:45 PM The best line ever in a TV program?
Lord of the Night
Chaos God of Old Night
Lord of the Night's Avatar
Lord of the Night's Flag is: United Kingdom
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 4,043
Reputation: 26


Default

Best line ever.... tough choice. This one in a hallucination from Farscape definitely makes the Top 5. (Watch the clip for the context.)

John: After all that's happened, how do you expect me to trust you?
Scorpius (Harvey): Well I think that, like religion, its an individual choice. Either you believe and therefore, bunnies are unnecessary. Or you don't! In which case, chocolate?



Also this,

Janitor: What the hell are you?
Todd: I'm the Todd.



Oh and this in Arrested Development.

Gob: I think I was just a little too believeable.
(And then)
Gob: Police! Open up!



LotN
__________________


http://www.heresy-online.net/forums/...red-souls.html - The Kabal of Shattered Souls Project Log
http://www.talkwargaming.com/search/...Book%20Reviews - Check out Talk Wargaming for reviews by Lord of the Night.

Last edited by Lord of the Night; 04-24-12 at 10:47 PM.
Reply With Quote

Reply With Quote CPT Killjoy is offline
  #3 Old 04-25-12, 01:58 AM The best line ever in a TV program?
CPT Killjoy
Senior Member
CPT Killjoy's Avatar
CPT Killjoy's Flag is: USA
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 285
Reputation: 1
Default

Apparently no one watches Archer.

Option 1:

Archer: Oh my God Cyril! You killed a hooker!
Cyril: No.. I... Call girl. She was a...
Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!

Option 2:

Trinette: Wait a minute. You liar, this isn't a condom! It's from a friggin' candy bar wrapper!
Archer: So? Sometimes I like to treat myself.
Trinette: Well, sometimes I like ovulate.
Archer: Well, I have to sleep, so go do it somewhere else.

Or my personnel favorite:

Terrorist: Tell us where the money is!
(Punches Pam, the overweight ,blond Human Resources lady in the face)
(Pam then spits out blood and says)
Pam: Who taught you how to punch? Your husband?

Actually, there are far to many to list. Most of which need the visual help of the actual show.
__________________
"In the game of chess, you must never let your opponent see your pieces."
-Captain Zapp Brannigan
Reply With Quote

Reply With Quote DeathKlokk is offline
  #4 Old 04-25-12, 03:49 AM The best line ever in a TV program?
DeathKlokk
Moderator
DeathKlokk's Avatar
DeathKlokk's Flag is: USA
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 5,641
Reputation: 17


Default

Archer is the Shit. When James Bond sleeps he dreams he's Sterling Archer.

Cypher, I just watched that episode tonight. Bronne gets all the cool lines. "Careful, we wouldn't want to get blood all over that pretty white cloak of yours."
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Galahad
Shut up. Report it. Trust the mods.
7th ed. book in my lap at all times.
They can be fucking with other Ni*$as rules,
but they can't be fucking with Mine!

Last edited by DeathKlokk; 04-25-12 at 03:51 AM.
Reply With Quote

Reply With Quote Magpie_Oz is offline
  #5 Old 04-25-12, 03:53 AM The best line ever in a TV program?
Magpie_Oz
Banned
Magpie_Oz's Flag is: Australia
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 7,891
Reputation: 74


Default

We don't get Archer as far as I know, sounds like we might be missing out!
Reply With Quote

Reply With Quote the-ad-man is offline
  #6 Old 04-25-12, 08:19 AM The best line ever in a TV program?
the-ad-man
Senior Member
the-ad-man's Avatar
the-ad-man's Flag is: United Kingdom
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 1,757
Reputation: 1
Default

oh archer is fan-fucking-tastic absolutely love it.

and bronn is an utter badass

but what about adventure time with finn and jake?

__________________
Ive started to update this project loge again, you should all check it out. it has some stupid things on it, and some fun things on it haha

Order of the Crimson Dawn (Rogue trader pirates, using Coteaz henchmen spam rules)

http://www.heresy-online.net/forums/...ad.php?t=96746
Reply With Quote

Reply With Quote Sethis is offline
  #7 Old 04-25-12, 11:34 AM The best line ever in a TV program?
Sethis
Senior Member
Sethis's Avatar
Sethis's Flag is: United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 4,050
Reputation: 49


Default

Stargate SG1, where Jack and Teal'c are experiencing the same day over and over again. Every time the day repeats, they are sent through the same medical tests. On the 4th repetition when the doctor shines her penlight in Jack's eye:

"I ask you... what could POSSIBLY be in my EYE that would explain this???"
__________________
90% of people think they are above average.

Statistically Improbable. Psychologically Inevitable.
Reply With Quote

Reply With Quote bitsandkits is offline
  #8 Old 04-25-12, 11:39 AM The best line ever in a TV program?
bitsandkits
nice boy, daft though !
bitsandkits's Avatar
bitsandkits's Flag is: United Kingdom
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 9,878
Reputation: 53


Default

this every time

__________________
BIG RESTOCK OF BITZ TODAY!!!
Reply With Quote

Reply With Quote Raizer Sabre is offline
  #9 Old 04-25-12, 12:00 PM The best line ever in a TV program?
Raizer Sabre
Senior Member
Raizer Sabre's Avatar
Raizer Sabre's Flag is: England
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 503
Reputation: 1
Default

from merlin (i forget which episode)
Arthur: Merlin, can you do something for me?
Merlin: Yes sire, of course I can, anything you want.
Arthur: Shut up (walks away)
Merlin: .....Yes, I can do that, of course I can do that, how could I not, you're the king.
Reply With Quote

Reply With Quote Durant is offline
  #10 Old 04-25-12, 01:00 PM The best line ever in a TV program?
Durant
Senior Member
Durant's Avatar
Durant's Flag is: United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 307
Reputation: 3
Default

Early Celebrity Juice

Fearne Cotton arguing with Keith Lemon over an answer.

Keith: Its my show what I say goes.
Fearne: No, we are all equal in the show, look theres an F on the front of my desk.
Keith, I'll tell you what that F stands for it stands for FUCKING SHUT UP!

Brilliant.
__________________
"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it" - Erwin Rommel
Reply With Quote
Reply

Lower Navigation
Go Back   Wargaming Forum and Wargamer Forums > HO Off Topic > Television and Movies

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 06:39 PM.

Powered by the Emperor of Man.




vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.0 Beta 4 (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2014 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2014 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.