Having just watched Game of Thrones S2 Ep4 'Garden of Bones' I almost choked on my morning coffee laughing at this brilliant line. All praise to the script writers - this was definitely NOT in the book but what a corker...
Scene: Kings landing Throne Room
- Tyrion and Bronn have just rescued Sansa's dignity at court and as they are leaving converse:
Bronn: "The little kings backed up. Clogged from balls to brains!"
Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?"
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt
...but the boys at that age"
Excellent line - bear it in mind the next time some online twat is annoying you