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So it's been, what, 13 years now?.

It's been restarted more times then I've had hot dinners,
it's even managed to be scrapped.

It's the new DE codex of the 40k world,
and it's actually coming (probably, I half expect the world to end the day before release)

The game starts with Duke having a whizz


There be some actual footage here
http://kotaku.com/5629655/your-first...ever-in-action

and some info
http://kotaku.com/5629782/duke-nukem...girls-one-duke

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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It's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and it's all out of funding.

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I couldn't believe it myself when I heard Duke Nukem: Forever showed up at PAX. I honestly thought it was a joke. Though I can only assume this means we won't be hearing about the game for another three years.

Either way, if this game actually manages to hit the store shelves it had better be damned good.
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Either way, if this game actually manages to hit the store shelves it had better be damned good.
It needs to be the best game ever created. 13 years is a long time to wait for something.


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It needs to be the best game ever created. 13 years is a long time to wait for something.
Thats not enough. For 13 years it must be the greatest electronic device ever. It must eclipse all movies, TV shows and other games.

But it won't.... because this game is the Dodo. It died a long time ago.



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the most surprising fact is it's supposedly finished and will be released next year.
duke nukem forever + release date = oxymoron

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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Thats not enough. For 13 years it must be the greatest electronic device ever. It must eclipse all movies, TV shows and other games.

But it won't.... because this game is the Dodo. It died a long time ago.
Blow it our your ass.

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Hail to the King Baby!

God I can't wait for this game...so packed full if the most cliche 80s action movie stereotypes, in the best way possible!

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Thats not enough. For 13 years it must be But it won't.... because this game is the Dodo. It died a long time ago.
Your face? Your ass? What's the difference?
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