Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: The People's Glorius Republic of the Chrisman Union. Also known as my bedroom.
No matter how badly your hurt during a war, hide for a bit and you'll be fine (COD 4 and Frontlines: Fuel of War)
World War 3 will last 9 weeks, and the majority of the time generals will be shouting at units "NO, THE OTHER WAY YOU NITWITS!!!!!" (EndWar)
People called Sam are serious (Serious Sam)
Despite being right next to a nuke going off, and being surrounded by radioactive fallout, if your in a tank you'll be fine. (Mercenaries and Frontline: Fuel of War)
Tanks beat AFVs, AFVs beat gunships and gunships beat tanks (EndWar)
When you die in war, often your corpse gets repeatedly crouched on (FPSs)
Buy a beartrap. How will it help in retrospect? Use your imagination. I'm sure you can think of something.