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Titanic 2 - only managed to sit through the whole thing because me and a few mates were laughing so much at it.

The running man was pretty bad even though it did include Arnie.

Twilight, need I say more?
There's a Titanic two? How does that work? lol

And agree with you on twilight, one of the only films I have very almsot fell asleep in...
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Hell yeah thats a winner... I've watched a remarkable number of his films, and even though I thoroughly love watching crap films his start to push the line: Bloodrayne and In the Name of the King were both crap but entertaining, but there is no excuse for Bloodrayne 2 (and now 3?!?) or Farcry (good game though).
I've only ever seen House of the dead and alone in the dark by Uwe Boll.

AITD was a complete and utter waste of my time, but HOTD was pleasantly hilarious for all the wrong reasons. It was as if a 11 year old child had watched a lot of action films, then they were given a budget and told to make their own.

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Ive only really seen 1 Uwe Boll film i enjoyed and that was Seed, its not bad.

Worst films hmm:
Troy, im sorry but its an overrated borefest.
Solaris: Boring as fuck, i mean REALLY boring and felt like it was going no where throughout the whole thing.

And regarding Titanic, its a briliant film im sory but watchign the people fall of the boat to their doom is hillariously brilliant.

Regarding Avatar, i really enjoyed the film but aside from the visuals as a film i dont think its thaty superb other than the visuals, the plot was predictable, the romancew was annoying and forced. Though the action was okay though

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Some of the more terrible films have been mentioned already. I add:

Collateral
Titanic
XXX2

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Your reasoning behind adding Collateral to the list?
I loved Collateral. Tbh, I think it's the only time i've seen Tom Cruise actually perform decently. And, very surprisingly, so did Jamie Fox.

I think we should not forget the notoriously retarded American Pie movies. Any and all of them! A waste of time, money and life. If those aren't some of the worst shit ever I don't wanna know what is.


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My nomination would have to go to a recent contender. The Worst. Movie. Ever. Award goes to The Expendables. The acting was, at best, second rate. Every attempt at drama or character development fell flat. The movie came across as if the producers had polled 5000 testosterone soaked teenage boys and asked them what made the awesomest movie ever...and then created it.
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My nomination would have to go to a recent contender. The Worst. Movie. Ever. Award goes to The Expendables. The acting was, at best, second rate. Every attempt at drama or character development fell flat. The movie came across as if the producers had polled 5000 testosterone soaked teenage boys and asked them what made the awesomest movie ever...and then created it.
I wouldn't say it was the worst film ever. Sure it was predictable (the only film I could actually say what was going to happen next before I had seen it)
But it isn't the worst by far.
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My nomination would have to go to a recent contender. The Worst. Movie. Ever. Award goes to The Expendables. The acting was, at best, second rate. Every attempt at drama or character development fell flat. The movie came across as if the producers had polled 5000 testosterone soaked teenage boys and asked them what made the awesomest movie ever...and then created it.
I'm pretty sure that's the point, it supposed to be a near mindless Action film akin to the classics of the 80s and early 90s- I loved that film because I walked in and I knew it would something I could sit back and relax to
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It's not really a bad movie. Only if you expect it to be really good will you get disappointed. The Expendables is awesome because it accomplishes it's only goal very well. "People should die in explosions, by gunfire and in H2H combat with these psychos we've made protagonists and it should be nothing more, nothing less. The plot? I don't believe in such things. Plots are overrated."

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There's a Titanic two? How does that work? lol
3 hours of watching dead bodies float around in the ocean.


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Your reasoning behind adding Collateral to the list?
I can't really explain it. There was absolutely nothing about the film that grabbed or held my attention. When watching the DVD at home I started daydreaming about new paint schemes and eventually went to get my codex to write a new list.

I honestly tried to watch it, but it was like grabbing at dry grass when you're rolling off a cliff... I just couldn't summon up any interest in any part of the film at all. :shrug:

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