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Dragon Wars... need i say more?

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Don't, after rolling that final 1 too many, flip out, climb up on the table and jump up and down on your opponent's models screaming 'APOCALYPTIC BARRAGE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!'.
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White Out. Even Kate Beckinsale couldn't save this. Thankfully I didn't pay to watch this. I did however lose out on 2ish hours of my life. I would like that back, or perhaps some sort of equivalent exchange....I'm looking at you Beckinsale.
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some true turkeys have already gone but I name the film that should have been great,
but it wasn't great,
nor was it good,
it wasn't even watchable,
it was set up perfectly after two good preceeding films

The top turkey of all time IMO

X-Men 3: The Last Stand
AKA: the one where Storm @ Wolverine get to write their own parts and everyone else's scenes are written by an 11 year old crack addict with ADHD

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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Dude Where's My Car?

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Until the end of the World, here is a spoiler, the end of the world happens halfway through the movie....a movie that is over 4 and a half hours long. Pretty much nothing happen for that second 2 hour stint, I mean nothing, the end of the world was a bit of a let down and Sam Neil goes mad watching his own dreams on a machine he found in the middle of the Australian outback.

That is by far worse than any mainstream Hollywood movie you care to name.

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Originally Posted by Aramoro View Post
Sam Neil goes mad watching his own dreams on a machine he found in the middle of the Australian outback
WTF !? Mind blown

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The Old World just became a fart in the bath.....
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Originally Posted by Scathainn View Post
I'm gonna have to second Troll 2 as the worst movie ever.

Although The Apple is a close second.

Science fiction rock-opera from 1980 where 1994 is the future? Oh god....Among its weirder sequences is an attractive looking man in his 20's decides to grab his 80-year-old landlord's tits. Violently.
OMG! I gotta watch that movie! Hahahahahaa!

But i'm going to second Wing Commander. God it was awful. I never finished it so bad was it. And I have seen both Jeepers Creepers movies. Man, those really suck too.

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So you're a wanker?
Who cares? Anyone that says they don't wank is a lying twat. Wank hard, wank often.
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Pride and Prejudice. Hate the fucken thing.
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Titanic 2. Do I really need to explain why?

Nyctophobia- Fear of the Dark Angel.

"No one ever spoke about of those two absent brothers. Their separate tragedies had seemed like aberrations. Had they, in fact, been warnings that no one had heeded?"

'Killing a man is like fucking, boy, only instead of giving life you take it. You experience the ecstasy of penetration as your warhead enters the enemy's belly and the shaft follows. You see the whites of his eyes roll inside the sockets of his helmet. You feel his knees give way beneath him and the weight of his faltering flesh draw down the point of your spear. Are you picturing this?'
'Yes, lord.'
'Is your dick hard yet?'
'No, lord.'
''What? You've got your spear in a man's guts and your dog isn't stiff? What are you, a woman?'
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Seriously the best worst movie I've seen... And they knew it. I have very little excuse for having sat through it more than once. The thing is, you will watch it more than once even if you don't want to! This is a must see, hands down.
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