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Sword of the Valiant, Airbender and any remake.

Crank one and two were so stupid and pointless that it was awesome.

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That's tough. There are so many to choose from. What made Wing Commander worse than the others though, is that they actually tried and I paid for it then walked out. Freddie Prinze Jr and Matthew Lillard?


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But Baron!!! Reign of Fire had Christian Bale!! and Dragons!! lol xD and the first movie i ever saw with Matthew McConaughey bald! how do you call that suckish? Aeon Flux was bad but its not the worst.

Airbender i would agree with. Also Jeepers Creepers 2 sucked ballz!


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God, not enough room for all the horrible movies ever made. Some movies are bad on purpose, a B-Movie or low budget horror movie for example are not to be taken seriously or as anything but the garbage that they are.

Others were supposed to be big budget blockbusters that failed miserably because they were bad scripts, bad acting and bad directing. That is the type of movies I will base my list on.

Son of the Mask. Ugh.
Howard the Duck. A giant talking duck. It looked horrible and it was.
The Pink Panther 1 & 2. (Steve Martin versions. Totally fucked the original movies over.)
Transformers 2. Yeah, it sucked balls.
Catwoman. Just because Halle Berry has a nice body doesn't make a movie good.
Battlefield Earth. I never made it through the entire movie... I gagged.
Batman and Robin. Utter shit. (Alicia Silverstone's ass looked hot in her tight costume though...)
Daredevil. Ben Afleck... need I say more.
Who's Your Caddy? Blacksploitation of the classic comedy, Caddyshack.
Armageddon. Yeah, guns in space... retarded. (And Ben Afleck...)
Black Knight. Martin Lawrence as a "brotha" sent back to medieval times. Facepalm.

So many more to list... so many more.

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The worst movie i ever saw was perhaps the weirdest. Legend. Thought it would be funny watching it drunk. Boy was I wrong.
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This isn't really a worst film thing technically but I really suggest you don't combine drugs of any sort with watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, ended up running away from the house for a couple of hours in a panic attack because of lizards and knife attacks...or at least that's what I heard someone who would take horribly illegal drugs did. I on the other hand restrain myself to a single tumbler of brandy once a month, maybe 2 at christmas.
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Transformers 2. Yeah, it sucked balls.
But the titties!?
Battlefield Earth. I never made it through the entire movie... I gagged.
I agree. Actually, I believe this was OFFICIALLY named the worst movie to have ever been created.
Black Knight. Martin Lawrence as a "brotha" sent back to medieval times. Facepalm.
That is what made it brilliant though.
Sometimes I hate the 10 character rule.

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I'm gonna have to second Troll 2 as the worst movie ever.

Although The Apple is a close second.

Science fiction rock-opera from 1980 where 1994 is the future? Oh god....Among its weirder sequences is an attractive looking man in his 20's decides to grab his 80-year-old landlord's tits. Violently.

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What the hammer? what the chain? In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp, Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
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I on the other hand restrain myself to a single tumbler of brandy once a month, maybe 2 at christmas.
B.S. I am amazed that you pull your face out of the mountainous pile of coke on your living room table long enough to post on heresy...

Oh, and Ahab... those titties are plastered all over the internet anyway. I don't need to sit through 2 hours of shit movie just to see some boobs in a push-up bra... I'll watch porn, at least I know the acting is going to be horrible.
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(opens up a playboy) Eh..... I suppose you are right. They ain't all that nice anyway.
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