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My Favourite Movie Speach of all time.

Bullet Tooth Tony - Snatch:

"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

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Originally Posted by Starbuck View Post
Too Tight?!?! TOO TIGHT!?!?! YOU COULD PARK A JUMBO FUCKING JET IN THERE!(in british accent)
- dunno it was late at night and it was on cable lol

Edit: By the way this is refering to a parking space
Coincidentally enough, that's also from snatch.

I could never pick a favorite quote, there's just too many, but one of my favourite underrated quote movies is The Long Kiss Goodnight.

It's an ok film but it's got awesome one liners.

Mitch: Oh, shit! Ah, that hurt like shit!
Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins.
Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?
Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that?
Mitch: No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."

Mitch: Now, I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice. And if you do cop a 'tude, jerk-off
I will see to it you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass-fucked.
And if the case is thrown out 'cause my arrest was too violent,
I will personally hire men to ass-fuck you for the next ten years.

Samantha Caine: It makes a bulge, people can see.
Mitch Henessey: Ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?
Samantha Caine: Now you're a sharpshooter?

Caitlin Caine: Mommy, am I gonna die?
Charlie: Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears..... Hey, should we get a dog?

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Originally Posted by Varakir View Post
Coincidentally enough, that's also from snatch.
Indeed, which goes to show what a great film it is

Seriously I could qoute it all day, ask the people in chat - they know

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'Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.'
-Inigo Montoya, 'The Princess Bride'

'General, I must confess...there are times when you worry me.'
-Captain Goree, 'Gettysburg'

'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.'
'Better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med.'
-Bluto and Otter, 'Animal House'

Originally Posted by Navar89
if I hang out with you any more I just might pick up 40K...You, sir, are dangerous.

Holy shit, I've a plog again!
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Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
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Another one from Snatch:

"Is he supposed to be the get away driver? WHAT THE FUCK CAN HE GET AWAY FROM?!"

Pure audio chocolate.

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favortie quote comes from The Way Of The Gun:

"You better shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head."

A little vulgar and I apologize if that gets anyone spun up.

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Tropic Thunder-
I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!

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From Rock'nRolla

Lenny Cole: There's no school like old school, and I'm the fucking headmaster.

Archie: People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

From Snatch

Avi: Russian, Russians. I should've known. Anti-semite, slippery Cossack sluts. What do you know about this goyim?
Bulleth Tooth Tony: Ex-KGB cancer. He was a highly trained undercover agent. He'll be impossible to track down.
[Videophone rings]
Shop girl: There's a strange man who wants to sell us a 50-carat stone.
Avi: Where's he from?
Shop girl: I don't know. Hard to tell, he's got a thick Russian accent.
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Full Metal Jacket. It is nothing but quotable from beginning to en... well the middle really.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marines, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!

Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

Animal Mother: You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

Private Cowboy: I think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat.

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