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Originally Posted by VanquisherMBT View Post
"Don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it"

" I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"who's that then?"
"dunno, must be a king"
"he hasn't got shit all over him"

" and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped"

Well that's fawlty towers and monty python, I think we can end this thread, its not like anyone can beat them at anything.
haha, classics right there :D

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Plenty of grand lines from Blackadder.

[As Blackadder plans to run off with Amy]
Baldrick: [annoyed] I still can't believe you're leaving me behind!
Blackadder: Don't worry, when we're established on our plantation in Barbados, I'll send for you. No more sad little London for you, Balders; from now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual!
Baldrick: Will I?
Blackadder: Well of course you will; all the other slaves will be black!

[George wants Blackadder to fight the Duke in his place; he has offered him money and jewellery, illegal French lithographs and an amusing clock]
Blackadder: A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child... But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn! You're on!

The Keep Royalty White, Rat Catching And Safe Sewage Residents' Party. And The Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party.

Blackadder: [about to head to France to rescue an aristocrat] If I don't make it back, please write to my mother and tell her I've been alive all the time, I just can't be bothered to get in touch with the old bat!

Blackadder: Gentlemen, I've come with a proposition.
Mossop: How dare you, sir! You think, just because we're actors, we sleep with everyone!
Blackadder: I think, being actors, you're lucky to sleep with anyone.

Baldrick: But this is a really good one; you become a dashing highwayman! Then you can pay all your bills and on top of that, everyone'll want to sleep with you!
Blackadder: Baldrick, I could become a prostitute and pay my bills, and everyone would want to sleep with me, but I do consider certain professions beneath me! Besides which, I fail to see why a common thief should be idolised just because he has a horse between his legs!

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