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from The Green Hornet:
"You've shown me two things today: Balls. If there's one thing I like on my women...it's balls."
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And we haven't even started from Firefly yet - source of endless excellent one-liners.

*eating at the table, Jayne hawks and spits on the floor*
Simon: Could you not do that when I'm.... EVER?!?!?

*man holding gun on crew, jayne (slumped semi-conscious and drugged) shoots him in the thigh*
Crew: Nice shot!
Jayne: *slurred* I was aiming for his head...

*Mal struggling with a thug who's been torturing him all episode, crew walk in with guns and find them fighting*
Zoe: Leave it! This is something the captain has to do for himself.
Mal: *choking* No it isn't!!
Zoe: Oh.
*blamblamblamblam*

The list goes on. Just watch the damn series if you haven't seen it yet.

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The best is when Mal kicks the guy into the engine intake. I laughed my ASS off!

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My favorite would have to be when he is in the Duel.

"They say mercy is the sign of a great man" (Stabs the guy) "Well maybe I'm just a good man" (stabs him again) "Well I'm ok"

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I tried to find a youtube clip, but I don't think there is one of this. Basically, if anyone's seen the first episode of Sherlock Series 2, then they'll recognise it:

Lestrade: And exactly how many times did he fall out a window?
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, it's all a bit of a blur, detective. I lost count.
This is the full clip. It helps if you know what Sherlock is about, obviously.

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"Don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it"

" I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"who's that then?"
"dunno, must be a king"
"why?"
"he hasn't got shit all over him"

" and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped"

Well that's fawlty towers and monty python, I think we can end this thread, its not like anyone can beat them at anything.

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"Don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it"
Ah good old Flowery Twats.

"Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark"

There are so many things I could quote from both Fawlty Towers and Monty Python. In fact, I believe there is a quote thread entirely dedicated to Monty Python quotes, so perhaps it is time to bring it back...

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Ah good old Flowery Twats.
No no, faw-ty to er

It's a shame Churchill never did his one liners on tv
"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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From the Sopranos (my all-time favorite show) episode Pine Barrens. The whole thing needs to be watched for context, best line ever around 1:00. NSFW language.


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