"Don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it"
" I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
"who's that then?"
"dunno, must be a king"
"he hasn't got shit all over him"
" and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped"
Well that's fawlty towers and monty python, I think we can end this thread, its not like anyone can beat them at anything.
Last edited by VanquisherMBT; 04-26-12 at 04:31 PM.