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I liked that episode of Archer where he punishes various women (and his butler) for screwing up scrambled eggs (I think) by throwing all their clothes out the window while they're naked. Can't remember the line but it was hilarious ^_^

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Anyone remember The Unit?

"Hector:We're taking fire.
Jonas: Anything fatal?
Hector: Negative.
Jonas: Then stop complaining."

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It's not a black and white question really, there are different shades of anal probing,
a rectum spectrum, if you will
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one of my favourite bits from the old satirical sports quiz They Think It's All Over:

Phil Jupitus: Was he...was he tupping on their wives or something?
Lee Hurst: Was he what?
Phil: Tupping. It's a sexual term, you wouldn't be familiar with it. Also, it's what people do with sheep Lee, which you would be familiar with.
Lee: But what is the origin of this word?
Phil: Bing! Frank! Tup: Tupping is a rural term for sheep having sex. Gary.
Gary Lineker: Tupping is when a manager get a player from another team to join his team.
Phil: Rory.
Rory McGrath: Tup. Verb. Intransitive. Someone who tups is a tupper. What you wear while you're tupping is called tupperwear.
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Oh I have another one, can't believe I forgot this one! This is definitely one of the funniest lines i've ever heard.

I'd feel severely uncomfortable around somebody who called themselves that.

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Found this earlier this morning and since it was referenced in the first post, I thought it was relevant.

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We don't get Archer as far as I know, sounds like we might be missing out!
A bit of Archer for you, Mag.

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"Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner"

Not sure how many people will have seen Dr. Who but that's a great line.


"Violence isn't the answer, I just like getting it wrong on purpose"

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i dunno if you can count this as film or tv, but this comes from a video podcast of a live D&D game at PAX 2011

Wil Wheaton: Look guys. I've been to Hell...and back! And I did not go to Hell and back to let a f**king cat come up into my friend's house and tell my friend "Me and my hamburger train are gonna take your books!" F**K YOU!!!

also this xD
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I tried to find a youtube clip, but I don't think there is one of this. Basically, if anyone's seen the first episode of Sherlock Series 2, then they'll recognise it:

Lestrade: And exactly how many times did he fall out a window?
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, it's all a bit of a blur, detective. I lost count.
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The film machete. A guy talking about a rifle.

“you can shoot the pecker off a mosquito at a thousand yards – and keep the balls unruffled.”

I laughed.
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